Monday, April 30, 2007

You see Jill...

From the mouths of babes...

The JMH Book Club Update

Hey all y'all book clubsters...

So, after getting feedback from many of you, I have decided to drop the monthly reading list from 3 books to 1. Mainly because some people don't have time for to read that much, which is totally cool.

SO, I'm going to start discussing April's books on the other other show, "I know how it is..." this coming week. If you want to write in to give your thoughts on any of the books so I can read them on the air, please send those to
or call them in at 206-984-3188

And check back on the JMH Book Club website ( tomorrow for May's selection.

Pride Shirt 2007

So, for the past 5 years that I have been going to the Chicago Gay Pride Parade, I have always worn a novelty t-shirt... truth be told, I don't really know why, but whatev. This year I have found the perfect shirt...Love my girls... love my pride...

Friday, April 27, 2007

Penis Straws For Everyone!

How much do we love a Bachelorette Party?!

Yes, that's the bf using his to direct the crowd in singing "penisnisimo" and buddy/listener/diva Anne Sheridan Smith looking on.

It was a bachelorette party - so yes, I'm wearing a T-shirt that says "Big Mistake"

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Happy Administrative Professional's Day!

Of all of the bull-shit, made up holidays, this one is my fav. I got balloons, fresh cut flowers, free lunch at the Wolfgang Puck, and an AmEx Gift Card. Love it, love it so hard.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The 2007 Drink of the Summer!

Last night Rob and I headed over to the Sidetrack EXTREMELY early and I'm sure we'll talk about this more on the tonight's show, but there were samples being handed out for the new Absolut Pears (why Pears and not just Pear? who knows) and it is SO DAMN GOOD!

So, every year I have a drink of the summer, last year it was Vanilla and Diet, but this year it will be Pears and Seven baby... PEARS AND SEVEN!

Go try it!

Monday, April 23, 2007

JackRabbit Remix

Penis Power vs. Vagina Power

Thank you Doug for find this - ps - her Mother is the co-host


SO this weekend I got to hear an advance copy of the new Rufus Wainwright CD that is being released May 15th and let me just tell you right now... HOLY SHIT IT'S GOOD! If you love the Rufus like I do, it's a MUST have, pre-order this guy right now!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Rub Me On Your Butt...

So at my very favorite T-Shirt shop,, if you take your picture wearing the shirt that you bought and send it in to them, you earn points to get more free T-shirts... anyway, I have been doing this since I started buying them and quite frankly, you all should be doing it to. Here is the one I submitted for my new "Rub me on your butt" shirt.

and GO check out Threadless!

I knew we were blessed, but wow...

Thanks to Steve for sending this in. :)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

oh no you didn't...

Sorry for all the Sanjaya pics, but I just think this one says it all... "girl... you KNOW that's right!"

Kiss Today Goodbye...

I will miss Sanjaya... miss Sanjaya... hmm, I should probably be more general... Ms. Sanjaya.

And this is Sadzies

One of my favorite actresses, cabaret singers, New Yorkers, and quiz program regulars has passed away.

She was also wife of Moss Hart - one of my fav writers.


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Bye, Bye, Bye

Lordy its finally all over.

Thank you Jesus, Daddy, and the Spook.

New From the Jessica Simpson/Jerri Blank Closets

High-waisted pants are coming back?!?

*calls Iowa* "Hey Mom, do you still have a box of my old Z Cavaricci's?"


Monday, April 16, 2007

Hell Yes

My friend the fabulous BT texted today that she had an extra ticket to the final dress of "The Color Purple" here in Chicago at the Palace.

I really enjoyed it.

Felicia Fields has come back to Chicago to reprise her Tony-Nominated role of Sophia. The production also stars Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child fame as Shug and American Idol castoff LaToya London as Nettie.

Its not a perfect show - but it was a great night at the theatre nonetheless. Go see it ladies.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Ready for my first day of school.

So yesterday I got a bit of a make over. On Rob's advice, I invested in a "fancy" (ie- expensive) hair-cut. Then I got my new glasses, which I have to wear for the next few weeks due to my bout with pink-eye. So here it is...

Saturday, April 14, 2007


God Bless YouTube - watch these 3 clips in order - pure gay delight

Ethel Merman singing "Kiss Today Goodbye" from Chorus Line - or Carol Channing singing "You're the Cream in My Coffee" is really nice

Love the disco version of "All I Need Now Is The Girl" from Gypsy - and the Follies ending is amazing.

I miss old TV

Countdown to Crazy

Tonight Doug and I are seeing Miss Diana Ross in concert.

I'm really excited. I've been getting reports from folks who recently saw her in other cities that she isn't in good voice - but honestly, that's not why I'm going I'm hoping for some absolutley bat-shit crazy talk.

*fingers crossed*

What's the caption or occasion for this picture?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

F this Idol bullshit... let's DANCE!

After numerous weeks of mediocre singers on Idol, I can't F-ING WAIT for this season of "So You Think You Can Dance?" And now, to demonstrate my point on why the Dance Show is much better:

Exhibit 1: Blake McGrath (from Season One of SYTYCD):

Exhibit 2: Clay Aiken (on gay webcam):

Exhibit 3: Travis Wall (The should-have-been winner of Season Two of SYTYCD):

Exhibit 4: This Guy:

And just to make my point that much clearer:


Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ugly Betty White

Starring Charo, Erik Estrada, and Betty White as Ugly Betty White

And Jim J. Bullock as Justin.

Monday, April 09, 2007

In Memory of Agnes Moorehead

So JHM and I are at Easter church and there's pages and pages of "In Memory" and "In Honor" listings for the Easter lillies that are on the alter. We were at a church with a large LGBT community. So listed: "In Memory of Agnes Moorehead" given by a gay couple. It was proof that I was in the right place.

My BIG Gunn

Tim Gunn (aka - My heart and one true love) had FINALLY made it official that he will be back for season four of Project Runway. My baby knows how to keep us in suspence... actually this is no surprise to anyone, but whenever I see him in the news I have to comment.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Working From Home

Well today marks my first day at working from home.

Lord have mercy. Everyone pray for me that I don't end up just watching the View and Xtube all day long.

For our FaceBook kiddies... pretty funny.

excuse me?

Come on Blake, you could do SOOO much better... even with your denture mouth.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Phun With Photobooth

Bach at Liepzig is OVER kids - it closed on Sunday - my last day I brought my computer with me - here's a fun pic of me and my friend Michael from the cast.

And here's a fun shot where I tried to make myself as retarded as I possibly could. Its part Dark Crystal part Special Olympics.

Sunday, April 01, 2007


So about a year ago I got to meet and hang out with one of my favorite songwriters. She told me about her idea for a new project that would address her Christian upbringing - and being from rural Iowa. You can imagine that I was thrilled.

Well tonight I saw her in concert at Chicago's Old Town School of Folk Music.

It was amazing.


Not since GREY GARDENS have I been as excited about something.

Susan Werner, kids - check her out. She has re-invented herself yet again (she's kinda a "folky" - that I found when she started crossing over into jazz/cabaret music. In fact Foiled Again sang her "Stay on Your Side of Town" at our last show and Colleen McHugh recorded her "Movie of My Life"). Her new CD, called "The Gospel Truth" plays in a great roots rock, folk, bluegrass, country vibe - and the songwriting is wonderful. It asks a lot of questions about religion and God - and is happy not to have all the answers. But it is not mean - but really takes some punches at what mainstream religion has become. PLEASE check it out.

you can go to and find out when/if she's coming near you - but run out and by her CD or get it on iTunes. Its the bomb! and my buddy Allison Bazarko sang backups with her tonight.

What a GREAT night of music. So happy!!!!!!