Friday, March 30, 2007

The JMH Book Club

I read all the time, normally fiction or memoirs. I love that fun "by the beach" type of book that has a wide range of emotion. So, I thought it would be fun to start a book club. So, for those of you that read, I'll be posting some of my favorite books on The JMH Book Club website I'll be discussing these more on "I know how it is..." but I want the listeners of the Purge to also get some fun summer reading in. Read the books then comment on them.

xoxo,
JMH

Who Wants a F-ing Winnebago?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

J-Lo a Fashion No-no? or Let's Go?



Personally I think this is a total Cher/Stevie Nicks garage sale item.

But kinda fab.

Thoughts?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Will Ferrell causes Merideth V to fill her panties



I guess the real story is that Merideth Viera fell the other day while ice skating with Will Ferrell - but I love that this pic makes it look like her "Opps I Crapped My Pants" have ballooned to mamouth sizes and like the stains have made Ferrell's face - like the Depends of Turin.

You Should Just Change Your Name To Freak Show




Sanjaya just keeps getting worse and worse. To the point of pity - well almost.

And I LOVE this shot - it makes it look like Ryan is really thinking of having some of his red hot curry pot.




Thoughts?

Monday, March 26, 2007

I Heart Huckabees Melt Downs





These clips (sent to me by one BabyJon) are pretty amazing. Lilly Tomlin and director David O. Russell clearly didn't have a smooth time working together.

not to be all actor-y, but I have TOTALLY been in that position when you want to be good but feel like the director doesn't have his shit together.

amazing clips

Friday, March 23, 2007

The Daily Purge Heart's Threadless.com!



Hey Everyone! If you like awesome-kickass t-shirts as well as supporting small business, run don't walk to Threadless.com

They are a T-Shirt design community (based in Chicago) that I have just discovered and bought shirts from. They rule the school.

Also, use this link to help The Purge http://threadless.com/?from=jmhchicago

"So my poems suck, eh?"


As much as I love Rosie on The View, her poems (as I have said many times before) suck so bad. For those of you that have hot experienced the wonder of the "ro-blog" here is a shit sammy that recently was posted.

tonight

Posted by ro on March 20th at 9:47pm in home

sanjaya was good
wow
who woulda thunk it
not me

where 2 focus
so much noise
u r mean and crazy
get off tv

yes well
another county heard from

she came in first
tiny - under 5 foot
gray hair pixie short
determined

she wheeled him to the table
helped him off with his down coat
one arm at a time
flopping - his head tilted

we ate dinner
i watched him
a special tool
cut his food

he was still able
to care for himself
in ways that define dignity
allow grace

tonight we
toasted my 45th
six years longer than she
i have lived

ned helped them out
this amazing race real life team
down the stairs
2 the snowy street

i tried to catch their eyes
to say hello - connect - engage
tell me ur story
i need 2 know

blake is up with night terror
half awake still sleeping

no call no card
same same same
where 2 focus
what 2 believe

thats the secret


Here is the secret Rosie, STOP IT!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Phil Spector Manages to Look Even Crazier




A lil' bit like a lesbian

I Get So Emotional Baby




This crying girl was THE reason to enjoy tonight's American Idol. I couldn't stop rewinding and watching her weep with joy? sadness? awe? fear?

She was perfect. And whoever you are: I love you.

I think she looks just like Celia Keenan-Bolger from the B'way show "The 25th Annunal Putnam County Spelling Bee"



or maybe first season Marcia Brady?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Rocky Dennis and Terri Schaivo's Date Night




Fun with my new computer! HMDWL Photobooth on the Mac. That's Patrick from pnsexplosion.com as Terri and your's truly as Rocky.

Monday, March 19, 2007

SJP looses the keys to her Buick




After going to buy a couple lbs of coffee and some linzer cookies Sarah Jessica Parker lost the keys to her beat up BUICK and was shocked to notice that anyone in the universe cared. At all.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Two of my Fav Ladies



Kay Thompson and Liza

Liza's new show is a whole tribute to Kay. LOVE HER.

If you don't know who she is - google and enjoy her fabulousness

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Get off Sanjaya's ASS y'all!

I have just watched all the morning shows and yes, I agree that Brandon got robbed. (though I didn't think he was the bee's knees by any means) But everyone this morning was talking about how bad Sanjaya is and quite frankly... HE'S NOT THAT BAD! Sure he maybe on the bottom rung, but everyone is talking about how he's tone deaf and how he "can't carry a tune in a bucket" and all this bullshit and that just not true (that last note on his D. Ross song rocked my socks). Plus, he's adorable. Truth be told if you want to talk about "pitchy" let's talk about everyone's favorite beat-boxer and this week's shit-sammy.

I'm just saying.

ps. i still hate this show.

Elaine Stritch has once again taken the words out of my mouth



The other of course being "I'll drink to that"

American Idol Judge Lets One Loose on the Show




LA (AP) - on this week's American Idol, judge Simon Cowell lifted his right ass check and let loose what viewers have described as his "London fog". The beatbox coming from his arse was so impressive that it inspired his co-judges to rise to their feet and dance till the Brit's remix was complete.

Three contestants passed out - dead.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

BRAVO CourtTV!


Boy, CourtTV used to be such a snooze-fest... enter John Waters (aka-my heart) and you got TV magic. Check out his new series. 'Till Death Do Us Part.
http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/til_death_do_us_part/index.html

I f-ing LOVE me some John Waters!

Thursday, March 08, 2007

It's time for a Sing-A-Long!


There is nothing like a German Vampire singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to start your day off right!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Fantasia sings from "The Color Purple"



Oh - I'm sorry - I meant Oprah Winfrey Presents "The Color Purple"

So - I was skeptical when I read that Fantasia was headed to Broadway - but this version of "I'm Here" made me excited for her. I hope her acting comes some leaps and bounds from her Lifetime movie.

Anyway - enjoy - this is amazing I think