Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas Santa Baby



I don't know what it is, but I can't stop watching this. THANKS DOUG!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Holiday Warning



remember that faggots - especially at this glorious time of the year

Monday, December 18, 2006

Looking for a Gift Idea?



From this weekend's SNL with Justin Timberlake.

I love everything about this.

Friday, December 15, 2006

We're Taking the Weekend Off!




Hey guys - we're taking the weekend off - so don't look for a "Floating Chunk" this weekend.

We'll be back next week with "The Daily Purge" and the winner of our Headline Contest.

In the meantime - write a Headline for the contest (below a couple posts)

Order some jewelry from tastyjewelry.com and get your Purge discount (below a couple more posts)

Don't forget to VOTE for us in Chicago Free Press' Pressie Awards

Get your holiday shopping done - and for all of my Jewish friends Happy Hannukah!

We'll be lighting the menorah starting tonight at my house! Like this AWESOME pic of my kitty Shirley.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Golden Globe Girl, Jennifer Hudson Sings "I am Changing"



Our Dreamgirls junkie and contributing co-host Baby Jon couldn't wait to snatch this off his TiVo and throw it on the youtubes.

Enjoy.

this time its really her - I promise

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peak at DREAMGIRLS!!!



A very reliable insider snuck us this amazing clip from the new Dreamgirls movie.

I can certainly see what all the Oscar buzz is about. The scene work, the costumes, the singing - its just top notch.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Headline Contest




Write a newspaper style headline for this picture above.

JHM and Robbie will decide who's is the best/funniest and the winner will receive an amazing gift basket *HONK* from Alphamale Skin Care. It's a quick turn around on this one.

You don't need to create an account or sign in or anything - but make sure it's not annonymous. You can just type in "Rob from Chicago" or "John from Des Moines" whatever. But we will announce the winner on the blog and on the next "Daily Purge" - so get those entries in soon! We will ask you to e-mail us with your info so we can send you all the FUN - AWESOME products.

Gayest Thing Ever?



Gay Aiken and Kathy G should get some sort of award for this.

Speaking of awards? Do you live in Chicago? have you voted for "The Daily Purge" for best Chicago podcast in the Free Press?!

GET ON IT.

Roll on freshness... smelly pants.


I have discovered a new product that i think deserves some praise. The New Bounce Lint & Freshness Roller not only removes all of that bullshit lint on your clothes, it makes them smell as though they had just been washed. This is perfect for that after bar smokey smell and for those of you dirty folk that don't wash your clothes and pretend that Febreze is good enough even though everyone knows what Febreze smells like and is really fooling no one... smellyass. This smells like laundry should smell.

A++

Let's just keep looking at this. . . . .

Friday, December 08, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Jazzercise



Spokespeople for Lindsay Lohan (above) have confirmed that the 20yo whoretta has checked herself into the Joannie Greggains Institute for Legwarmers. When asked to comment on this latest venture Lohan said, "this is a positive thing"

And she added "fuck AA" as she threw up on Paris Hilton and Britney Spears' exposed cooter bone.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Unsavory Santa


This was the picture of my friend Stephanie's baby and Santa. "Well, I can tell you this... there wasn't a line."

a "Tasty" deal from TastyJewelry.com



Hey guys - our friend and loyal listener Diane from Tasty Jewelry is offering you a sweet or you might even say "tasty" deal.

Go to Tasty Jewelry and look around - there's lots of cool stuff. I love the LP earrings (above) - there's also a necklace. And fun stuff with prints on them (below) - cool hair accessories, rings, necklaces - all cool - and we love to support an independant artist

Here's the bonus part: When you're checking out enter the code "THEDAILYPURGE" (all one word) and you'll receive 15% off your total purchase. AND there's FREE SHIPPING for 1st class mail.

Get shoppin' and clickin' - the holidays are right around the corner.

This offer is good until Jan 31 - so you could even think ahead for Valentine's Day.

Amy Sedaris Book Signing

Finally, I am posting some pics from the Amy Sedaris event I went to last week. It was just awesome. I told the full story on this weekend's "Floating Chunk" . I went with John (who doesn't wear underwear), and his friends Anna and Cathi. Cathi took all of these pictures. I think she fancies herself to be an Olan Mills of sorts.







Before the reading (about 2 hours before) we were all camped out in a little area behind the few rows of chairs they had set up. Here I am entertaining the masses by reading aloud from Amy's book. You'll note the fat ass behind me who was CLEARLY from Kentucky or Indiana and kept sitting on me. He had a huge bag from Williams Sonoma with a platter he had gotten on clearance. He explained that he collects lobsters and that the platter had a lobster decoration on it. I am guessing that's why it was on clearance. We called him "lobster platter" the rest of the night.



John with Amy - she called him a faggot in her book enscription.



Cathi and Amy - thanks Cathi for the awesome pics.

Monday, December 04, 2006

The Daily Purge turns 100!

This weeks show, set to post on Wednesday, Dec 6th will mark The Daily Purge's 100th episode.

Blow jobs for everyone... I'll even take out my teeth.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Welcome December


Holy crap. December has arrived with a shit ton of snow in Chicago. We had plenty of warning that this was gonna hit us, but for some reason I have been existing in denial and was completely unprepared for my commute this morning. I wanted to kill myself - and still feel like crawling back into bed.

For starters it was in the 50s just a couple days ago - not so much this morning. And all of my shoes that might be appropriate for tromping through the snow have holes in the soles. Classy. So I just decide, "fuck it - I'll wear my Vans and my North Face fleece." Out the door I go - I hadn't gone 2 blocks and my feet felt like I am wearing sponges for shoes. The closer I get to the train (its about a 10 minute walk) the worse the sidewalks are. I get on the train and its like amateur night at a strip club - every clumsy motherfucker is taking the train and they don't know the rules.

The only bright spot? A hung, hot, shaved head boy was forced to stand right in front of wear I was sitting. Eye level. Let's just say I could tell he was cut.

And now I'm at work - Chai Latte and under-the-desk space heater to the rescue. Listening to "Charlie Brown's Christmas" on the iTunes.

Welcome to December.