Thursday, August 31, 2006

I F-ING LOVE MISS COCO PERU!!!


hey y'all. I was just trying to keep myself awake at the coalmine so I fired up the video iPod and watched Miss Coco Peru's Logo Special... It is the funniest shit I have seen in quite some time. Her Boy Meets Boy bit... I 'bout peed. Here is a link to buy it on itunes. http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewVideo?id=160028943&p=160066584&s=143441

Eva Longoria Calls Her Beau




Eva Longoria (above) took time out of her busy schedule to call her boyfriend (also above) and have him order her a large salad with the dressing on the side.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hillary Duff Reminds Hurrican Victims That They Are Black




Just as New Orleans is rebuilding on the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, many little girls' self-esteem is also starting to rebuild.

Hillary Duff visit some of these children and presented them with a white Barbie Doll, to remind them that they aren't blonde, beautiful, with a tiny waist and killer rack.

Thank you Hillary for your service to the people.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

DIRTY!

Our listener Joe sent this in... too damn funny.


"An Oklahoma judge has been sentenced to four years in prison for using a penis pump during a criminal trial. That's right, the man was seen to be using the device almost daily during the murder trial of a man on stand for the shaking death of a toddler.
Apparently, a swooshing sound can be heard on court tapes for the trial and when asked about the sound, the judge said he hadn't heard it but would listen out for it.
He now says that the pump was a gag joke from a friend and he may have absentmindedly pumped it during court proceedings but that he never used it to masturbate.
Did he absentmindedly strap it to himself beforehand too."

2/3 of Charlie's Angels Revealed to Be Men



But only one is wearing a wig.

And I'm sorry - where the fuck was Cheryl Ladd. She was always my favorite.

Any other highlights from the Emmys?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Last Night I Dreamt of a Track Suit




Madge is hockin' H&M kids

Whatcha think about them?

She clearly got the best 'fit in the collection.
check out some of the stuff on her "crew"

Ron yon virgin - Madonna and Crew

Oh Madonna... you bitch.

TimeOut Chicago

Hey y'all, the article in TimeOut Chicago that we talked about on the last show is out, if you would like to read all about it. Here's a link "On the Download"

Being Bobby Bin Laden



Just too good to be true. I guess one of Osama's harem girls has written a tell all book about life with the big dude while he was planning the 9/11 attacks. The book reveals that Bin Laden had bin dreamen about one Whitney Houston and had fantasies about killing Bobby Brown and taking her to be his own.

Now this is a show I'd love Bravo to carry.

Full story below:


Sudanese writer and activist Kola Boof, 37, claims in "Diary of a Lost Girl" that she was the unwilling mistress of the leader of Al Qaeda years before he masterminded the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, and that he often fantasized about the pop diva.

In her book, Boof alleges that bin Laden joked about killing Houston's husband, Bobby Brown, and then inviting Houston to join his harem.

"He mentioned her constantly, how beautiful she is, what a nice smile, how truly Islamic she is, but just brainwashed by American culture and her husband," Boof reportedly said.

The story was first reported by the New York Post's Page Six. Harper's Bazaar has excerpted the book.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson Charged with Indecent Exposure




Last night, Samuel L. Jackson was photographed "choking his trouser snake" (above) while calling people's phones all over the country promoting his latest film "Shit Sammies on a Plane"

Mr. Jackson replied by saying, "my anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hon"

and went on to call the female officer "sugar tits"

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Grey Gardens Cast Recording Hits Stores Today



The wait is over!

Of course my lovely friend Colleen had pre-ordered her's and so I've been listening to this for about a week already, but today I walked to Virgin on my lunch to get my own copy. I wasn't so sure about it on the first listen, but the more I listen the more I love it. And the lyrics are amazing, really, really well done.

The most impressive thing is how the used dialouge from the movie in both acts. The musical (for those of you just joining us) takes place in 1941 (Act One) when the Beales are doing quite well, and in 1973 (Act Two).

I love it.

It's quite a bit cheaper if you order it directly from PSclassics.com - but I couldn't wait for the whole shipping thing. I think it's on the iTunes too.




Oh Grandpa...

Monday, August 21, 2006

Let's play, "Guess who's the bottom.."

This Goes Out to All My Baby's Shit Sammies




When it comes to shit sammies, "The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life is Not a Fairy Tale" takes the mutha f*ing cake - and then vomits it back up.

Really one of the worst things I've seen in a long time, and yet, not quite bad enough for me to want to watch it over and over again.

Somethings of note in the sammie of a movie:

1) Fantasia's friends suspect her of being pregnant after she throws up (and oh yes they show it) at the breakfast table

2) Loretta Devine - what else can I say. And oh yes, we get to hear her sing.

3) Debbie Allen - directs and has a cameo - and oh holy shit we have to listen to her sing too.

4) Duane Wayne plays Fantasia's dad and doesn't age ever in the movie

5) The rape scene. Rape is hilarious. Seriously, it was just weird and not at all needed (much like the vomit) to be shown.

6) Fantasia's acting. When you can't even play yourself its time to shut off the cameras and get back in the studio. We love you.

Friday, August 18, 2006

I See Drunk People




It seems like only yesterday he was little Forrest Gump.

Now he's 18, drinkin', and drivin' - oh and a little pot possesion to sweeten the deal.

atta boy - way to pay to forward, sugar tits.

Get the full story at tmz.com

Patti's Mama Rose

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Thank You Baby Jesus for Jonbenet

. . . .and for the YouTube.com



These are the creepiest clips ever.

Please check out more of them - there's lots of these "tribute" clips.
Then read the comments - hilarious and scary to me

I had to post the above for the touching poem. And by touching I mean her papa.
and the below because I'm a sucker for Belinda Carlisle

PREACH!

More Travis Drag Pics



Delish - there's not much else to say. We've had these pics since before the show came on, but we didn't want to damage our little Travis' chances. Now that captain nerd balls has won - everything is fair game, including Travis' yummy ass.

I'm Sadzies :(

As most of you already know, I did not want Benji to win the dance show... and he did. But in my heart of hearts, I know that Travis will go on you great things because he is a star, that's all there is to that.

You tell em girl...

A STAR!

Seriously?



Come on, really? Me no likey the resultzies.

I kinda wish it had been this Benji. That would have been a little more enjoyable.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Weirdest Quote of All




Ramsey family attorney Lin Wood said in Atlanta that he has been told that the suspect once lived in Conyers, Ga., outside of Atlanta. He would not comment on whether the Ramseys knew him, and he said he knew nothing else about the man.
Lin said the Ramseys learned about the suspect a least a month before JonBenet’s mother, Patsy Ramsey, died in June.


“It’s been a very long 10 years, and I’m just sorry Patsy isn’t here for me to hug her neck,” Wood said.


Hug her neck?

Hey Y'all - My Mama Didn't Do It!




This just in:

They arrested someone for the murdering of little angel Jonbenet Ramsey.

And it was her mother, no, she died of the big C a while back.

Evidentally the man was hiding in Thailand and enjoying a bubble tea.


Ho-no.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Mac people... I'm sorry, this is how I feel. ;)

Boy, George




When I read that Boy George showed up for his community service wearing capri pants, an orange vest, and sneakers with no socks I had to find the pictures. Reporters neglected to mention that he showed up in Rosie O'Donnel's body.

Interestingly enough, he was wearing the same outfit when he was busted shoveling piles of cocaine into a grey trashcan in his New York apartment.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Shrinking Woman, Pt 2



She just keeps getting smaller and smaller.

Ms. Ritchie is seen here eating a Blue Moon mashmallow from her morning Lucky Charms.

It takes her 4 months to finish one bowl.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Tyra has Gone Cuckoo-licious




No one is quite sure what's up with Tyra and why she's dressed as Lady Miss Beyonce.

Perhaps she's trying out for Beyonce's new girl group?

Or maybe (from the looks of this pic) she likes to dance to Beyonce's "Work it Out" while pushin' out a particularly hard deuce.

My favorite is the woman (who appears to be Etta James) with a Jay-Z mask.

What does THIS picture smell like?

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Pearly Whites

After seeing a few recent pictures of my teeth, I have decided that it is time to do something about it.
Enter Crest White Strips:

Now I will embark on a journey to a whiter smile... so here we go.

Day 1 :

Best CD Ever - or at least in a long time



So one of our great listeners sent an advance copy of Xtina's Back To Basics 2 CD set.


It is out of control good.

Favorite track is "Understand" which has a sample of a woman singing that I swear is Diana Ross.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Happy Birthday to Baby Jon!



It's Baby Jon's B-day! Send him some love at babyjon@thedailypurge.net

Pictured above it's Baby Jon's 5th Birthday when his parents purchased him what he had always wanted. An Africian-American Bride. He still has her.

James Brown, scholar & patriot

As far as I'm concerned... I feel good too... Livin' in America... in this Man's World.... preach James, Preach!

Thanks Baby Jon for the link!

Monday, August 07, 2006

RUN, don't walk to Little Miss Sunshine.


Friday night, before the Market Days funzies, I saw Little Miss Sunshine. Kids, you HAVE to see this movie. The performances are so out of this world and the script is SO well written, it will leave you completely fulfilled. A+

Friday, August 04, 2006

Romper Room




Keys to looking like a diva:

1. Borrow your mom's beach cover-up
2. Sew a tiny pocket in said cover-up to store blow and condoms
3. Throw out the condoms to make more room for blow
4. Hootchie Heels, Hootchie Heels, Hootchie Heels
5. Stand next to a skanky Harley girl in flip-flops to look better by comparison

ATTENTION!!! ERROR IN CHUNK #18


Hi Everyone, I'm sure some of you downloaded our new floating chunk and got some weird-ass show that wasn't us... well, this was a Libsyn error. It should be corrected shortly, so erase the weird show and try downloading us again... because it's a really good show and you don't want to miss it.
I'm sorry for this, I'm not a happy camper. :(

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I Love Hugh



Hot Hugh



Super Gayballs Hugh

Actually this is Hugh rehearsing the Aussie tour of "Boy From Oz" which I saw and loved on B'way.

Rumor also has it that there may be DVD released at some point.

So good.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Love it

Jan-a-don't



Things I love about this picture:

A) The pony tail pulled so tight that it has rendered her into a black she-Skeletor

B) The dual-logo necklace or her two favorite brands: Chanel and McDonald's. Or is that in homage to her first voice teacher, who's name was also Chanel McDonald?

C) The zipper around her neck that seems to have given up trying to hold her giant titties into that jacket and said "Ah fuck it, I'll join Chanel McDonald's around her neck as jewelry - tiny mitten clips?! It's all you - hold 'er in"

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Stritchy-Stretchy




So in my continuation of the diva summer at Ravinia. . . .

tonight - Elaine Stritch.

I can hardly wait. I saw her in At Liberty when it was on tour - and just adore her. Can't wait to see what she sings and how many times she moves her stool.

Whoa.

or my stool.

*fart*

We have our first glimpse




GOOD LORD.

I can't wait for this.

She's brilliant.