Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
My favorite ever
Randomly - I found this clip
Please note that I was trying to answer the phone at work when he falls of the chair and laughed. Really hard.
She's called it quits.
I for one thank the good Lord.
Now that they are getting rid of some of the annoying women perhaps I'll watch the damn show
Her only statement was something to the tune of "I don't know what my future holds - but I know who holds my future."
Is she talking about Rosie?
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
So - yeah - we all saw the interview, we've seen the pics - she's let herself go.
She's busy having babies.
I sumbit for you - the other side
I'm full tilt in love with her
and recently she said this about other pop stars who keep poppin out the kids:
"This is my child because I've been working so hard on it. Having twins! It's so exciting. Oh my God, I want a steak like crazy right now!"
– Christina Aguilera, equating her two-disc set, Back to Basics (due Aug. 15), with having babies, to Entertainment Weekly
I heart HARD that she said she wanted a steak like crazy.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Friday, June 23, 2006
This is a sad shame. Also, I found this old picture of Dan... much better hair then what's going on now.
But to save it all... we have Dmitry Chaplin, who not only got in a great cat fight last night, but was the hottest thing on two feet... "$%# on my tits..."
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
So you've probably read that Babs is back. In the true style of any diva she is doing her 15th Farwell Tour - people are threatening to sue because they morgaged their homes to see her the last time.
So since I'm dating Jewy McFaggerstein. . . .
He axed for tickets to see Babs for his B-day. I thought. Well. That's fun. That'll be fun, right? I'm not a super fan. But I appreciate her. Now - keep in mind that his parents had offered to send us on a trip - like Greece, Italy, Hawaii - but when Mr. McFaggerstein heard that there were tickets on sale in Chicago he told Mamma - no trip please, just tickets for Babs.
How about $300?! a ticket - to be in the 3rd tier/balcony at the United Center. WTF? for $300 I want to be able to touch her nails.
He says to me "Well for $100 we could have sat behind her" - not unless I'm sitting behind her on a stool watching for panty lines on her Donna Karan explosion.
So stay tuned. The concert is in November. I'll be taking donations for binoculars for the boy for his B-day present.
And how gross is this oil painting?
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
So this weekend Richard Kline will be introducing BABY WANTS CANDY at I.O.
For those of you who don't know - BABY WANTS CANDY is a kickass improv group I'm in. We get a suggestion from the audience for the title of a musical that's never been done before and then improv an hour-long show for them. Scenes, music, "dancin" all made up on the spot.
So Richard aka "Larry" will be there - and intro-ing the group and then I think later playing an improv set with us. Brought to you by Old Style Beer.
I'm pretty excited. I loved Three's Company - and always told people that I was related to Mrs. Roper.
The show is Friday night at 10:30 at I.O. Clark and Addison in Chicago
Come Check it out - check us out on My Space
So Renee Taylor and her hubbie have been doing these schlocky plays for ages now - and this is their latest offering. With F-ing Lainie Kazan! Holy balls.
It was written for Ms. Kazan - but orginal cast member (cause Lainie was not available) - how about Bea Arthur then Nanette Fabray (of TV's One Day at a Time among others).
Ah the future of Theatre
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
June 13, 1926
one of my heros for sure
It's also my dear friend Sandy's Birthday
Miss Thing: What to say about her. I want Baby Jon to do a documentary all about her. She was a pagent queen back in the day, runner-up for Miss Missouri and worked with me at Navy Pier as Gloria Bankston, a fictional character that was addicted to shopping on the Mag Mile. She was kind of the Karen Walker of Navy Pier. But Sandy is just kinda kooky like that anyway. Now she's a bartender at Trader Todd's. God I love her.
Friday, June 09, 2006
Do you miss AbFab? Upset that Project Runway isn't on? Wish they were a more trashy (oh yes it's possible) version of America's Next Top Model?
Search no further. On Oxygen we have Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency. I haven't been this excited for trash Tv since "Being Bobby Brown" - yes it's that good.
I only watched 30 mins last night - but there were more hot twinks with their shirts off than at a circuit party.
And then there's Janice - she is as if Eddie and Patsy had a cloned child, screaming things like "I've got two words for anyone with attitude in my office: OUT!" and "There's only one diva here and it ain't you triplettes!" and my favorite "you gotta drop trow if you are gonna work in Europe"
Set TiVos to stun.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
This is Blake from SYTYCD season 1, the guy that should have been in the finale of season one... I think he got screwed. Granted I'm glad that Nick won, but still... goddamn. Hotest think ever.
P.S. - His MySpace profile says he's straight... mmmhmmm... shoo.
Monday, June 05, 2006
I'm an obsessive person. When I find music I like I go nuts finding every recording - the last obsession was my Joni Mitchell freak out - which continues.
But Pink Martini is the latest.
This weekend they were on PBS here. Check you local listings.
It was amazing.
I love their CDs - but the interviews and "live" performances made me want to listen to them 24/7.