Wednesday, May 31, 2006
This is pic is for real. It's a little baby boy in Shanghai that has 2 left arms. Not unlike my two left feet - *rimshot*
Doctors have been waiting to see which is is more developed before they take one away.
I say keep it.
He'll be a big hit with the ladies.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
'Suddenly, you're opening your little black book and calling every single person listed in it. Actually, it doesn't matter if they're single or not. You're calling for a hookup anyway. Mercury is stirring up that restless libido. Will you rein it in? Probably not.'
Look out world... here I come.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
So for years people have been telling me to watch GREY GARDENS - and today was the day I finally made it happen.
So damn good. I couldn't get over it - I'm not over it - I'm going to need to watch it again - and maybe have it in my personal collection. It's too good.
I want people to come over to my house with turban/capes made of scarves and sweaters with broches on them and we'll make highballs in a jelly jar and eat butter pecan ice cream while a cat takes a shit behind my portrait. And maybe we can watch the movie together too.
This is of course in preperation for the new B'way show (coming this fall) of GREY GARDENS. Christine Ebersole already won the Drama Desk Award - and the CD will be out soon.
Did anyone else see this episode of Oprah? Anderson Cooper was on talking about the struggles of his life and had mommy Gloria Vanderbilt on as well.
She looked SOoooooo frightening.
This picture is being very kind - when she spoke you could see that her face had been cut up unevenly and tucked in very weird places. She looked great as long as she was still.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Last night our 50th episode of The Daily Purge posted and I just want to thank you all for listening to us for the past 7 months. It's weird to me that we have been doing these shows this long and it's the listeners like you that make it all worth while... I'm SO Danny Tanner right now. You all rock!
Oh, and here is the Jewel Tree that we were talking about on the show.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I love this picture... and the open shirt with pocket flaps... love it, though I must say, this almost seems 70's. But I ain't bitchin'... Hot stuff Jimmy... Hot!
Jimmy also sent us this picture of his friend with Charo... HA!
Monday, May 22, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
So don't wear camoflouge pants with drawstrings around the ankles, high top K-swiss shoes (who knew they even made those), and then put a full Chicago Tribune in the pocket of your cargo pants on the el, and not expect one Rob Lindley to take a picture of it.
What the hell.
It's not a fashion don't - it's a fashion WHAT?
Thursday, May 18, 2006
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Now - as we've mentioned time and again when JMichael and I do the 'cast we aren't in the same room - we're just chatting away on the old Skypes. I think it adds to our chitty chat vibe - well that and the Pinot Noir. But at the PNS it feels like a low low low low tech radio station. So much so that for all of us to have a mic they had to put a body mic on a rubber spatula and either hold it or be inventive like the cutey Scott and do a make shift Janet/Britney/Rent/Garth Brookes/McDonald's headset for yourself.
So keep listenin' to the Purge - and tell all of your friends - but also check out our buddies on PNSexplosion.com
Too bad he's not totally hot.
I should stop typing.
I mean now
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Monday, May 15, 2006
So, today for lunch I was walking to the Coalmine Cafeteria and noticed a very long line for the grill where I get my plain hamburger (6 points). I was running short on time and the line was not moving at all. So I figured that I would just grab a quick slice of pizza at the Sbarro stand. I figured that this probably wasn't the most healthy choice, but whatever, it needed to be quick. Besides, a slice of Papa John's pizza is only 7 points so I thought the Sbarro, with it's larger size might be a little more, but not too bad. Well, let me tell you that I looked that shit up the minute that I sat back down at my desk and wouldn't you know it... the fucking slice of pizza was mother fucking 17 POINTS!!! Those assholes! Now, because of my 5 point breakfast, I have 2 points left for the rest of the fucking day! Sbarro... you are officially on the JMH BAN LIST!
Our listener and good friend Michael with his MAME co-star Harriet Sansom Harris.
All I wanted for him was for him to become besties with her - and judging by the dancing and the red plastic cup of vodka I think the mission is accomplished.
Michael's quote about the pic "We might be dancing to 'Thriller' just so you know"
Friday, May 12, 2006
As promised - here's a pic and a web address for TeamChicago.org.
For a mere $30 Chicago Gays can get a track suit - and march with the home team.
It's not the chicago flag like we had said on the podcast - but it is baby blue - with a logo in the same of "The Bean" sculpture that is in Millenium Park. Which I think is really called Sky Gate or something totally gay like that.
Cloud Gate - that's it.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
There is really no good excuse why I happened to land on starjones.com, but when I did, I found this banner. "I am the author of the only dictionary that defines me." After I threw up a little in my mouth, I decided to look some things up in Star's Dictionary:
gay-man (noun): People who sin and are definately not my husband because he loves the relations with me.
self-loving (adj.): I loves me, and my boobs, and I loves my man who is NOT gay!
bitch (noun): Rosie , Joy, and people that say my husband is gay... he's not gay, he's going down on me right now.
I'm going to be sad when she gets the boot on the view... but oh well, I'm over it.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
After all this build up about breaking the world record for holding ones breath, which is 9 mins., this pussy didn't even make it to 8. AND how is this considered magic? There is nothing magic about it... holding your breath, give me a break... give me David Copperfield, that bitch can fly... now that's magic.
Monday, May 08, 2006
So did you watch Desperate Housewives last night? If you haven't tough shit - cause I'm gonna give some shit away. So Bree has had it with her son - who wouldn't at this point. The little fucker even slept with her boyfriend. Twisted. So she takes him on a ride and drops him off in the middle of no where like a pregnant cat you're trying to ditch. He says to her that he wins, and that the moment he told her he was gay he knew that she would stop loving him. She says, "good for you" and drives away, leaving his punk ass.
How about - "I'm not leaving you because you're gay - I'm leaving you here because you're a horrible person who needs to get the fuck out of my life - suck as much dick as you want - but stop being an asshole."
That's all - I didn't like that it made the leaving the son about his sexuality.
Friday, May 05, 2006
So as many of you know - I love the quiz programs - how about these fucking pictures of 2 of the final remaining teams from The Amazing Damn Race?! For those of you who don't watch - there's always nicknames for the teams. Pictured are the Frat Boys and The Hippies - I'm sure you can figure out who's who. So the Frat Boys have spent the whole race talking about pussy and tail. So how about these pics of them totally loaded that are as faggy as possible?
This last one gives me a 3/4 -